A Little About Me I'm 33, single, straight, no kids, never been married blah blah blah. Oh yeah, I'm a virgo, just in case you wondered. Living in Milton Keynes in the UK, and yes, we do have concrete cows and too many roundabouts, but I like it :-) In my spare time I'm a musician, artist, writer, and would-be web designer. All time favourite song: Heroes by David Bowie Favourite Actor: Nicolas Cage Favourite Actress: Jodie Foster Favourite Author: Iain Banks Favourite Artist: Salvador Dali Things I Like Chatting online. The Regulars in my chatroom. People who realise that chat is a two way process. People who realise that my opinion is the only one that counts ;-) Good weblogs. Cats. Marlboros. Coke (Remember - Red can = good, Blue can = bad). Coffee. Sci-Fi books and films. Weird films. More films. More coffee. MacD's 1/4 pounder with cheese. Chicken vindaloo. Sleeping. Gothic women. Sleeping with gothic women (God, it's been ages..hehe) Guiness. Ham and mushroom pizza. Inside jokes. Boobs. Even more coffee. More music than I can list here. You. You're taking the time to read this twaddle, so you're okay in my book :-) Things I Hate AOL users. Lamers (click here if you don't know what that means) People who don't read the instructions and expect me to help them. People who don't realise conversation is a two way process. Bad weblogs. Cat shit in my bath. Camels. Pepsi. Crap films. Burger King. Getting out of bed. People who think that non-conformists are freaks. People who knock on my door without phoning first. People who phone me while I'm taking a dump. Toilet paper that's just too damned thin! Domestic chores of any kind. Come tidy up for me? People from a particular country that I won't mention for fear of getting flamed.(Snails anyone?) Hairy boobs. Self indulgent/obsessed, over opinionated, arrogant bastards. (Oh, er... that's describing me, and I'm great, so forget that one) More music than I can list here. Things I would Like (But aren't likely to get any time soon) More time. More money. More coffee. (Oh... I have more here. Ignore that one then) A better computer. Broadband. A Ferrari 328 GTS. Sex. (Damnit!) 7 of 9 (Sorry, I'll get real in a minute) Fave Movies The Abyss - The Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension - Akira - Alien - Aliens - An American Werewolf In London - Angel Heart - Anna And The King - Apocalypse Now - Bladerunner - Blue Velvet - Brainstorm - Braveheart - Brazil - Bringing Out The Dead - Carlito's Way - Citizen Kane - The City Of Lost Children - Communion - Contact - Crash - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Dancer In The Dark - Dark Star - Das Boot - Day Of The Dead - The Dead Zone - Death Wish - The Deer Hunter - Dirty Harry - Dog Day Afternoon - 8mm - Enemy At The Gates - Enter The Dragon - Existenz - The Exorcist - The Fifth Element - Family Man - From Dusk Till Dawn - Gattaca - Ghost In The Shell - Gladiator - Goldfinger - Gone With The Wind - Goodfellas - The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - Hard Boiled - Heat - Hotel New Hampshire - The Hunger - Interview With The Vampire - The Italian Job - Jackie Brown - Jacob's Ladder - Joan Of Ark - Kelly's Heroes - The Killer - King Of New York - The Last Temptation Of Christ - Leaving LasVegas - Leon - The Life Of Brian - Lost Highway - The Man Who Fell To Earth - The Matrix - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - Naked Lunch - Once Upon A Time In America - Paris Texas - Paris Trout - Patlabor II - The Piano - The Prophecy - Pulp Fiction - Repoman - Resevoir Dogs - Ronin - Salvador - Saviour Of The Soul - Sonatine - Starship Troopers - Taxi Driver - Trainspotting - True Romance - Twelve Monkeys - Twin Peaks - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - What Dreams May Come Bands I Like AC/DC - Bauhaus - Belly - The B52's - Big Black - Black Grape - David Bowie - Buckshot LeFonque - Kate Bush - Cabaret Voltaire - The Chemical Brothers - The Cranberries - The Cult - The Cure - Curve - The Damned - Depeche Mode - The Doors - The Fall - Fatboy Slim - Frontline Assembly - Front 242 - Peter Gabriel - Kristin Hersh - James - Japan - The Jesus And Mary Chain - Howard Jones - Joy Division - Mick Karn - Led Zeppelin - Lo-Fidelity Allstars - Longpigs - Loop - Love And Rockets - Marilyn Manson - Massive Attack - Alanis Morissette - Motorhead - Bob Mould - Peter Murphy - New Order - Nine Inch Nails - Gary Numan - Oasis - Pixies - Portishead - Prince - Prodigy - Radiohead - Lou Reed - REM - Simple Minds - Siouxsie And The Banshees - The Sisters Of Mercy - Skinny Puppy - Sonic Youth - Spiritualized - The Stone Roses - David Sylvian - Tangerine Dream - This Mortal Coil - Thompson Twins - Throwing Muses - Tones On Tail - U2 - The Velvet Underground - The Wedding Present - World Domination Enterprises - Neil Young - Random Factoids My cat's name is Stupid. My pc is an ancient 300mhz HP Brio. I watch complete trash on tv but have a very serious video collection. This room is full of clocks. 10 years worth of magazines take up a lot of space when you don't throw them away. There's a hole in the toe of every sock in my drawer. Uh, there's a hole in the ass of these jeans too. Time to get some new ones.